PEATON PEACE PIRATES
WE be committed to disarming the UK Trident of them dastardly nuclear weapons
WE be committed to acting with no fisticuffs, slagging off or any other pesky and violent actions
WE will tell any landlubber or sea(wo)man who asks why we are there and what we be a doing of
WE will cite the articles from Nuremberg, Geneva and the 1996 ICJ ruling and some other legal doings what we are experts on, to all who ask what we be up to and why.
Signed with their mark:
This day 22 February 2015